After months of work, Badsender is pleased to announce its flagship product:
AllSpam+: A blu-ray disc containing all the email addresses of the French population for less than 100 euros!
This is an absolutely unique offer! On this disk, you will also find a selection/segmentation engine allowing you to refine your targeting criteria:
- Age
- Gender
- Address
- Number of children
- Profession
- Revenues
- …
Only 0.0016 euros per mile!
No, you're not dreaming! This is the lowest price ever recorded in the email acquisition market. Impossible to beat, no reason to look elsewhere. This price was made possible thanks to the collaboration of the state following a secret agreement with Badsender.
Water without counting
Don't listen to all the killjoys who talk about quality emailing. The important thing is to water!
The more emails you send, the more your bank account grows, so why deprive yourself. Risk of spam complaints? AllSpam+ automates the management of spam complaints by flooding your recipients' mailboxes even more.
So don't hesitate, run to buy AllSpam+.
On sale at all gas stations!
4 réponses
Well done Jonathan! Also available in bar-tabac and subway exits...
ha ha ha! You are the last person who would do that 🙂 is it April or what?!
I buy 10 of them!
I might have taken one if it had been more expensive...